Everything Wrong With Venom In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • godbluffvdgg
    godbluffvdgg 22 soat oldin

    So sick of the overpopulation/global warming lies...It's disgusting that every Main stream movie, tv show, media rag etc are espousing the carbon credit bullshit...Our populations are dying; not expanding The birth rate has dropped up to 400% in some countries and at least 200% in the class one countries..

  • Weston Brown
    Weston Brown 23 soat oldin

    14:52 he also filmed end games cameo already

  • DTavs Exe
    DTavs Exe Kun oldin

    Sexy boner-inducing She-Venom -10000 sins

  • Cats Rule
    Cats Rule Kun oldin

    Anyone else see the part where that chick is in the middle of the woods then at the lab in a second?

  • venom 2018
    venom 2018 Kun oldin +1

    How dare you venom 2018 was awesome

  • Schokomars
    Schokomars Kun oldin

    you dont even give reasonable sins anymore... just complaining about bs... you´re vids were way better a few years ago! cant wait for eww cinemasins: venom!!!!

  • KebabMixer 2.0
    KebabMixer 2.0 Kun oldin +1

    Venom kiss part should get a “Somebody will make porn out of this.”

    REDDER Kun oldin

    You didn’t even mention lady venom! I was looking forward to that lol

  • Ang Li
    Ang Li Kun oldin

    So no one is gonna talk about she - venom?

  • Bout Tree Fiddy
    Bout Tree Fiddy Kun oldin

    Youre going to make some enemies with this one

  • AntdezTV
    AntdezTV Kun oldin

    yea that seems about right for potrero hill traffic

  • Joonas Sariola
    Joonas Sariola Kun oldin

    2:03 Damn that's A-grade popping 😄

  • Discover Lexi
    Discover Lexi Kun oldin

    Idc what people say this movie was great. I was laughing my ass off the entire time

  • GamingWithCameron
    GamingWithCameron Kun oldin

    yoo r aye pupu hed

  • MaidenHellXO
    MaidenHellXO Kun oldin

    My husband pointed out to me that in the first scene with anne to when they went on a date her clothes were completely different.

    KIRIT TAWARI Kun oldin

    Asshole these aren't any mistakes , these are just the things u don't like

  • SneakyTW
    SneakyTW Kun oldin

    80% of these weren’t even movie sins. Though I agree the other 20% make sense

  • cherry zhang
    cherry zhang Kun oldin

    you gotta watch the anime parasyte

  • Patrick H
    Patrick H Kun oldin

    "Guy counts how long the studio logos are because he has nothing better to do" cliche

  • Turtle Andrade
    Turtle Andrade Kun oldin

    Idk how I missed the fact that sense Eddie was fired for “forgery” him righting the paper would make the whole thing discardable

  • Rman Nayr
    Rman Nayr Kun oldin +1

    Some of this Movie was like a *TURD IN THE WIND!!!!*

  • Rman Nayr
    Rman Nayr Kun oldin +1


  • CrawfordGaming
    CrawfordGaming Kun oldin

    One sin is this video

  • San
    San 2 kun oldin

    9:50 just wanna point out... It's Malay, not Malaysianese

  • GxtCxrried
    GxtCxrried 2 kun oldin

    Who watches films on disc anymore 😂

  • Eddie Lopez
    Eddie Lopez 2 kun oldin

    welp everyone is pissed off that you just sinned stan lee

  • アテナ2003麻宮
    アテナ2003麻宮 2 kun oldin

    Is it just me but the voice sounds like that of Rags the game commentator?

  • mdp MIKE
    mdp MIKE 2 kun oldin

    I dislike this movie

  • ccc7676
    ccc7676 2 kun oldin

    Your Hitch video shows you true colors... 👎

  • malenotyalc
    malenotyalc 2 kun oldin

    131 sins is not enough.

  • Harold Buford
    Harold Buford 2 kun oldin

    What I don’t get is how venom doesn’t shred his clothes and ruin them. Venom doesn’t wear his clothes when he is venom. Then when he turns back into Brock he is wearing clothes that are not torn tattered or ripped. How does that work?

  • Night Shade
    Night Shade 2 kun oldin

    ``Theres gonna be carnage``-Kleatus Cassady

  • The Lost and Forgotten

    "Like a turd in the wind."
    I know it's a major internet cliche to say it at this point, but _man_ that is pure cancer.

  • Xulf
    Xulf 2 kun oldin

    Why even watch the movies when you’ve got CinemaSins?

  • Shawn Lucas
    Shawn Lucas 2 kun oldin

    Thank you; 13:47 .

  • Jaxon Miller
    Jaxon Miller 2 kun oldin

    this is one of the stupidest people i have ever had the experience of get to wast my time on

  • Sam Davis
    Sam Davis 2 kun oldin

    Wait what how’s the pussy moment not got a Sin off 🖕🏻 your shit

  • Ashley Palmisano
    Ashley Palmisano 2 kun oldin

    Also the English thing and the thing where he sees Venom’s reflection are meant to get across that symbiotes implant themselves into their body AND mind, so they can make them hear and see whatever they want to make them hear and see, and also that the symbiotes have unabridged access to the host’s mind, including everything they know.

  • Ashley Palmisano
    Ashley Palmisano 2 kun oldin

    I’d like the argue that Princess Diaries San Francisco’s more than Venom.

  • SnowblindOtter
    SnowblindOtter 2 kun oldin

    Yeah, Venom was a _fun_ movie. Doesn't make it a _good_ movie. But it was fun.

  • Ashley Palmisano
    Ashley Palmisano 2 kun oldin

    Eddie... isn’t an antihero. He is a soft hero with no powers. The symbiote starts off just short of a villain with a lot of powers. When you put them together, Eddie’s compassion and the symbiotes strength and skewed/absent morality and you get an antihero. Venom as a collective between the Eddie and his symbiote are Venom, who is the actual antihero.

  • Savage Time
    Savage Time 2 kun oldin


  • Owen Purves
    Owen Purves 2 kun oldin

    8:20 nice

  • Quint
    Quint 2 kun oldin

    A sjw video labeling eddie brock an sjw *ting*

  • Derrick Miller
    Derrick Miller 2 kun oldin

    Is that all you like to do is bitch and complain its just a movie

  • Darth Reaper
    Darth Reaper 2 kun oldin

    I find it hilarious that the Life Foundation in real life is an STI/STD charity foundation that focuses on HIV/AIDs so now I'm curious to know if Venom did that on purpose or not considering it gets so much hate.

  • Andrew P. Stewart
    Andrew P. Stewart 2 kun oldin +1

    Trailer: *in badass voice* We...are VENOM.
    Movie: We...are...Venom...?

  • Kiss The Abyss Music
    Kiss The Abyss Music 2 kun oldin

    Venom was boring af

  • Emma R
    Emma R 2 kun oldin

    I love this movie.

  • Ellen Hawker
    Ellen Hawker 2 kun oldin +1

    When I get out of here and I will, There’s going to be double skip

  • HPtunes
    HPtunes 2 kun oldin

    u forgot tiddy venom

  • Mirage Uchiha
    Mirage Uchiha 2 kun oldin +1

    You really shoulda had The Avengers standing there instead.
    Woulda been perfect. xD

  • Chandrakanta Patil
    Chandrakanta Patil 2 kun oldin


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  • Chandrakanta Patil
    Chandrakanta Patil 2 kun oldin

    Would you fornicate with a chimpanzee for $146,660?

  • Mateo Ceballos Querol
    Mateo Ceballos Querol 2 kun oldin

    you forgot the usual "HAHAHAHA they thought they were getting a sequel" sin at 15:24

  • Vanessa C
    Vanessa C 2 kun oldin

    Venom is my fucking baby best movie but I still watched this

  • Genuine Reptile
    Genuine Reptile 2 kun oldin

    It's taken me a while to fully describe my feelings toward this film... I did not enjoy the plot of this movie, the action scenes were sort of the same Marvel bs, but I would definitely watch a sequel. I love the interaction between Eddie and the Symbiote, their chemistry and dialogue was absolutely the best thing about this movie.

  • simon jones
    simon jones 2 kun oldin

    Tom Hardy does crap film, shocker 500 sins

  • someguyperson6
    someguyperson6 2 kun oldin

    Also, how does Venom talk with those fucking teeth? He never uses his mouth to form words either...

  • storm formoe
    storm formoe 2 kun oldin

    Should of been a Netflix series unfortunately marvel doesnt have the balls to do shit like that they just have sjw punisher and a compelling daredevil I mean I'm just saying Marvel didnt even do venom good he was a sticky spiderman that autistically screeched and got blown up by spiderman in the 3rd installment never touching venom again lmao should of revamped it when they had a chance into a dark gritty style on netflix but cant even do that anymore smh

  • Kole Nowacki
    Kole Nowacki 2 kun oldin

    13:56 why did you say Driot???

  • Darth Vader
    Darth Vader 2 kun oldin

    Also remove a sin about the how does Venom know English they go to your thoughts and learn your knowledge and with super beings there powers

  • Darth Vader
    Darth Vader 3 kun oldin

    Should've had the intro play Venom by Eminem when the Venom come up

  • SkyFlower
    SkyFlower 3 kun oldin

    You forgot about when he jumped on the motorcycle and he didn’t even need to start it let alone put a key in it.

  • Wolf Dog Grey
    Wolf Dog Grey 3 kun oldin +1

    About the part where he said to Venom in reflection Eddie said "Because you're a parasite",they (Anne,Annes Boyfriend,Eddie) said parasite in multiple scenes
    And now you're telling me that Venom is triggered because Eddie said "parasite" to Venom in person?What the F**k man
    +1 sin

  • Gejamugam Latsoomanam
    Gejamugam Latsoomanam 3 kun oldin

    Malaysianese???? Man americans fail at general knowledge The language spoken in malaysia is malay and english

  • KillerKegsey1
    KillerKegsey1 3 kun oldin +3

    11:58 - "Sounds as reasonable as "Mexico will pay for it""

    That is actually very reasonable since the US gives Billions in foreign aid; so a reduction in the amount of foreign aid sent to Mexico and using said money to build a border wall is sorta making Mexico pay for it whilst also being reasonable.

    • Bala Vadan Damarla
      Bala Vadan Damarla Kun oldin

      Huh? Why is the USA providing financial aid to Mexico?And almost all aids are funded by the World Bank and such. Not like the USA doesn't have enough debts of its own.

  • DankTommyGaming YT
    DankTommyGaming YT 3 kun oldin

    i really hate this guy when he does the not bad movies

  • Aishwarya Srivastava
    Aishwarya Srivastava 3 kun oldin

    Excuse me, Eminem made the soundtrack for the movie so all sins are cancelled. Thank you.

  • Keller_Kaiman _
    Keller_Kaiman _ 3 kun oldin

    It s not a Tumor.

  • Kidz Line
    Kidz Line 3 kun oldin

    Should do a cinema sins on Upgrade

  • Thunder Blaze
    Thunder Blaze 3 kun oldin


  • Darth Benedict
    Darth Benedict 3 kun oldin

    Can you do everything wrong about Insidious Chapter 1

  • Eidolon 142
    Eidolon 142 3 kun oldin +1

    Ok guys in the comments, seriously. The movie was bad. I don't understand why you act like that means that you magically *cant* enjoy it anymore. So what if it's shit? Just enjoy it as you will, but make sure the studios know that they need to do better. It's that simple.
    All this, "I LIKED it so it MUST be a good movie!" nonsense is hurting the industry. So just suck it up, and admit that you have guilty pleasures. I do. I have a LOT of guilty pleasure movies.
    When someone says that the movie is dumb, don't lie and say it's not. Just laugh about how dumb it was. It literally makes everything so much more fun.

  • icedgreg
    icedgreg 3 kun oldin

    Like if half these sins are stupid

  • Anime freak of nature
    Anime freak of nature 3 kun oldin

    Tons of the “sins” are just assumptions or opinions made by you personally just so you can count it as something wrong in the movie

  • Roni dude
    Roni dude 3 kun oldin

    if you think about it... a lot of cinima cins sins would make the movie worse

  • R3D viZualZ
    R3D viZualZ 3 kun oldin

    Are we just gonna ignor that they mention "kryptonite" in the marvel universe

  • Alyssa M
    Alyssa M 3 kun oldin

    You didn't even address that the little girl NEVER EVEN GOT TO ASK HER QUESTION

  • Jared Thompson
    Jared Thompson 3 kun oldin

    HIPAA violations up the ass

  • Septic Markiplite
    Septic Markiplite 3 kun oldin


  • Funky Munky
    Funky Munky 3 kun oldin

    3200 SJWs disliked this video 😂😂

  • Edo Numo
    Edo Numo 3 kun oldin

    my name is Eddie too, [ding]

  • Steven5812
    Steven5812 3 kun oldin

    FIVE sins off for the She-Venom/Brock kiss (EW and Yowza at the same time); and TEN sins on for Venom NOT having the White Spider on chest and back.

  • BlitzStorm
    BlitzStorm 3 kun oldin

    Can’t believe you didn’t sin when Drake ignored that kids question

  • Mega Zeta
    Mega Zeta 3 kun oldin +1

    _Venom_ felt like it might have been an okay action-comedy until the middle of the movie got lost in editing. Eddie runs from the alien & his problems, but just a few minutes later, they're reunited, and suddenly, we're at the climax on the rocket.

  • Lord Krythic
    Lord Krythic 3 kun oldin

    5:26 The way that gun is held...as a gun owner, this is not ok.

  • Lord Krythic
    Lord Krythic 3 kun oldin

    We need to pass laws that regulate shitty movies, and have a better mechanism for rating and filtering them before they're allowed to be released to the public. Forget idiots that want to ban guns, this is way more important to the future of humanity!

  • Bobby BagDaD
    Bobby BagDaD 3 kun oldin

    Is it just me or does this guy sound like Kermit

  • Wasem Zahr
    Wasem Zahr 4 kun oldin

    basically this video is bs

    • Julija Nikolic
      Julija Nikolic 2 kun oldin


    • Wasem Zahr
      Wasem Zahr 3 kun oldin

      +Julija Nikolic no i know what satire mean but he is taking sins on the stupidest things

    • Julija Nikolic
      Julija Nikolic 3 kun oldin

      basically you don't understand the definition of satire.

  • Gaijin Raijin
    Gaijin Raijin 4 kun oldin

    Honestly, the biggest issue with making a Venom movie is Hollywood's obsession with pandering to the masses. Obviously there's also all the Spiderman and Deadpool history they skipped and issues with logic and effects and filming/directional errors within the movie itself, but they tried too hard to make him kinda good-ish. Venom, and by proxy Eddie, were straight up villains for a very long time before even remotely slipping into anti-hero territory. But because everyone needs to have a "hero," we get fast forwarded to the conflict of Eddie being fully aware of the years of atrocities "he" committed while as Venom. Now, I know they can't just put out a murderfest because everyone is a hypersensitive pussy, and in fairness it wouldn't exactly have the best plot. But it would at least be accurate. Instead we get gelatinous Wade Wilson without the sarcasm.

  • Alan Moss
    Alan Moss 4 kun oldin

    15:36 ........I mean you might think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's peanuts compared to space....

  • Thomas Moore
    Thomas Moore 4 kun oldin

    Did this just skip the Eddie & Venom kiss?

  • E3ECO
    E3ECO 4 kun oldin

    "No ticket."

  • Dead Not Sleeping
    Dead Not Sleeping 4 kun oldin +1

    "Don't be fooled by the hog that he bought, he's still, he's still Eddie from the Brock." By far my favorite lime right there.

  • lelwut
    lelwut 4 kun oldin

    Well, Mehiko IS paying for it, so joke's on you. :D

  • Creeper Assassin
    Creeper Assassin 4 kun oldin

    honestly i expected less sins, since comparing this movie to Deadpool, i can't tell which is better, but they're all amazing
    still love the video tho

  • Nurulain Basirah
    Nurulain Basirah 4 kun oldin

    It's not malaysianese it's Malay

  • Oh yeah yeah
    Oh yeah yeah 4 kun oldin +1

    Another sin...

    This movie has the WORST villain ever!! At least in the MCU

  • Lobo fräggt
    Lobo fräggt 4 kun oldin

    I surprisingly liked the movie