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  • John Weekes
    John Weekes 10 soat oldin

    Buckingham palace is a big target, if the Germans were trying to kill her it’d be a easy hit. No, instead they bombed the west end in order to wipe out the poor and cause as much death as possible - The royal family had connections to the SS so they were safe

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 6 kun oldin

    鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。
    然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。
    而且说-些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。
    跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。
    最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。
    对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。
    为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅-堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。
    天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。
    鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。
    唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,-文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对-切金權没差,,,??。
    哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才-元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。
    鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。
    咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。
    美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。
    唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

  • Ian Brannan
    Ian Brannan 10 kun oldin

    I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

  • Baby Boto
    Baby Boto 18 kun oldin +1

    It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

  • Alex Ninjas
    Alex Ninjas 20 kun oldin

    How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

  • Miguel Perez
    Miguel Perez 21 kun oldin

    Steven can do a really good posh accent

  • Peter Russo
    Peter Russo 25 kun oldin

    First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

  • KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
    KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3 29 kun oldin

    Very impressive accents btw!

  • Duribethin
    Duribethin 29 kun oldin

    Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

  • Robert Ric
    Robert Ric Oy oldin

    I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

  • Sarah Kerrigan
    Sarah Kerrigan Oy oldin

    was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

  • TheRealHiboman
    TheRealHiboman Oy oldin

    There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

  • NoName James
    NoName James Oy oldin

    ...knockwurst?

  • Solariis TrippleEight

    he should be wearing a purple suit

  • Amelia Garcia
    Amelia Garcia Oy oldin

    Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

  • Eun Zhang
    Eun Zhang Oy oldin

    THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs

  • Deborah Hoffman
    Deborah Hoffman Oy oldin

    The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 Oy oldin +1

    Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel?
    No, it’s a literal sausage party.
    Lol
    Haha
    Heehee
    Uh huh.

  • Alexis Williams
    Alexis Williams Oy oldin

    I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents.
    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  • robin2012ism
    robin2012ism Oy oldin

    Yay for the art history joke.

  • Pat VelVet
    Pat VelVet Oy oldin

    Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

  • Adeena Adam
    Adeena Adam Oy oldin

    Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

  • Jebooty
    Jebooty Oy oldin

    Jesus christ the queen is still alive

  • bisquitnspanky
    bisquitnspanky Oy oldin

    Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

  • Irodoku Puzzle
    Irodoku Puzzle 2 oy oldin

    1333333 views!

  • XX 24
    XX 24 2 oy oldin

    R.i.p

  • Remy Jones
    Remy Jones 2 oy oldin

    After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

  • William Maurice
    William Maurice 2 oy oldin

    How is Delta still in business?

  • James Hubbell
    James Hubbell 2 oy oldin

    GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

  • Pegasus
    Pegasus 2 oy oldin +1

    Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  • Ivone de Figueiredo
    Ivone de Figueiredo 2 oy oldin

    Pointillism! Good one.

  • James Smithe
    James Smithe 2 oy oldin

    So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  • hawkeye5955
    hawkeye5955 2 oy oldin

    From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  • Mark Dowse
    Mark Dowse 2 oy oldin

    First World problems............

  • Cheers Queers
    Cheers Queers 2 oy oldin

    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

  • COLOURED LIONESS
    COLOURED LIONESS 2 oy oldin

    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  • Em
    Em 2 oy oldin +1

    She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  • Caf3in3
    Caf3in3 2 oy oldin

    she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  • superhavi
    superhavi 2 oy oldin

    4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  • Cs Mitchell
    Cs Mitchell 2 oy oldin

    Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  • Dana Bennett
    Dana Bennett 2 oy oldin

    That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  • misium
    misium 2 oy oldin

    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it?
    Crush? Crash?

  • Lela Kovarik
    Lela Kovarik 2 oy oldin

    I know how to restore paintings.

  • Monique Ruriha
    Monique Ruriha 2 oy oldin

    Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  • Adrian Goldsmith
    Adrian Goldsmith 2 oy oldin

    Uou cxxx

  • Ph@tMantv
    Ph@tMantv 2 oy oldin

    I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  • Vi W
    Vi W 2 oy oldin

    As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 2 oy oldin

    I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

  • HENRY THE RC CAR
    HENRY THE RC CAR 2 oy oldin +1

    👂 👈 🤔

  • Reverend Howl
    Reverend Howl 2 oy oldin

    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  • Sunny
    Sunny 2 oy oldin

    As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  • Burnell Browne
    Burnell Browne 2 oy oldin +3

    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  • Julian Porter
    Julian Porter 2 oy oldin

    It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  • jcllings
    jcllings 2 oy oldin

    I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  • George Chiqovani
    George Chiqovani 2 oy oldin

    OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  • pkunkbwok
    pkunkbwok 2 oy oldin

    your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  • DoctorWeeTodd
    DoctorWeeTodd 2 oy oldin

    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

    • DoctorWeeTodd
      DoctorWeeTodd 2 oy oldin

      +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 oy oldin

      "entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

  • Rae Lynn
    Rae Lynn 2 oy oldin

    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  • January Baby
    January Baby 2 oy oldin

    So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch 2 oy oldin

    That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  • Pyro gaming
    Pyro gaming 2 oy oldin +1

    Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  • Daemoncles RatHeir
    Daemoncles RatHeir 2 oy oldin

    In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony:
    "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  • rpbsjy
    rpbsjy 2 oy oldin

    News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  • EbbWeaver
    EbbWeaver 2 oy oldin

    Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  • Chase
    Chase 2 oy oldin

    I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  • Liana Lanteigne
    Liana Lanteigne 2 oy oldin

    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  • Michele
    Michele 2 oy oldin

    Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  • calkinsb0713
    calkinsb0713 2 oy oldin +1

    Regicide!

  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 2 oy oldin

    @ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer
    It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 2 oy oldin

    There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-)
    Let "them" ride the waves!
    IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert!
    Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  • Lord of the Roars
    Lord of the Roars 2 oy oldin

    the queen is evil

  • I Created An Account For This

    It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  • Noopur Raval
    Noopur Raval 2 oy oldin

    Sausage guy is Dwight

  • Veloflex
    Veloflex 2 oy oldin

    Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 2 oy oldin

    My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  • John Larkin
    John Larkin 2 oy oldin

    Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  • captlaserrage
    captlaserrage 2 oy oldin

    I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 2 oy oldin

    Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
    Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  • North Pittman
    North Pittman 2 oy oldin

    Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  • adrienne gellman
    adrienne gellman 2 oy oldin

    Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 oy oldin +1

    Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!!
    (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 oy oldin +1

    Вы серьёзно?
    У американцев даже новости это комедия?
    Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего.
    Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 oy oldin

      Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 oy oldin +1

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 oy oldin

      Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 oy oldin

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 oy oldin

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

  • TheMrVengeance
    TheMrVengeance 2 oy oldin

    I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

  • LIFE WITH MEVA
    LIFE WITH MEVA 2 oy oldin

    this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Claire Bear
    Claire Bear 2 oy oldin

    WE STAN STEPHEN

  • Deborah Roby
    Deborah Roby 2 oy oldin

    Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  • Rocky Lion
    Rocky Lion 2 oy oldin

    What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  • J.T. B
    J.T. B 2 oy oldin

    Deep state tool

  • Chris M
    Chris M 2 oy oldin

    The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 2 oy oldin

    Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  • Son of a Gun
    Son of a Gun 2 oy oldin

    we dont care about the queen.
    that meat place was more interesting

  • Doorhenge
    Doorhenge 2 oy oldin

    Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  • Kinga Kristóf
    Kinga Kristóf 2 oy oldin

    Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  • astaraelsget
    astaraelsget 2 oy oldin

    That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  • Jaxon K
    Jaxon K 2 oy oldin

    the wurst business plan

  • Meredith Sexton
    Meredith Sexton 2 oy oldin

    XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • The Prime Suspect
    The Prime Suspect 2 oy oldin

    Orange man bad

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 2 oy oldin +2

    That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  • yidingcao
    yidingcao 2 oy oldin

    Stephen’s British accent though. lol